Derpy McDerpface.

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

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madgirl-with-a-superwholock-blog:

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

Maybe it’s a metaphor
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts, via sss-battlefront)

things to say during sex

ringadingdiggity:

  • oops, that was not medicine!
  • danke, komerade!
  • HYAAAAAAA
  • EVERYONE, I AM ON FIRE
  • ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL PROCEDURE
  • ooh, money!
  • GET BEHIND ME
  • ARCHIMEDES, NO! IT’S FILTHY IN THERE!
  • TODAY, I AM A GOD

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bi-privilege:

rules for experimenting with bisexuality:

  • wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times
  • always work in well-ventilated areas
  • dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins
  • report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately
  • if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin, flush with cool running water for at least 20 minutes

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Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

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the-plaguedoctors:

Roderich thought sitting on the bus beside his crush would be fun HE WAS SO WRONG
credit for the joke absolutely goes to this show and pruauss :)
A word of advice to trans women

orangelemonart:

interruptmag:

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Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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